Hey guys, what's up? I'm hoping that we get our apartment this coming week. It will be nice to get out of the hotel and actually be able to have a kitchen and all my stuff. We are going up to Tokyo this or next weekend. Nick said something about going to the shopping area that I would like but I'm thinking I want to go see some of the gardens and temples. I gotta figure out where exactly the stuff I want to see is though. I got a book about stuff over here...I should prob look through it. lol My art history prof from college is coming here in May with a class so I'm going to meet up with him at least one day to hang out. I actually really miss his classes.

I've been out in town a few times. Got some curry from this one place that Nick, and now I, am obsessed with. It's really good. It surprises me that the Japanese curry is hotter than the Indian curry I've got. But ya, they sell some of the stuff so I'm going to get some and try it out in my own recipes.

Anyway, I'm going to get off here and get something to eat. Lata!

Today was a fun day. I got up really early to go wedding dress shopping. Went to bridal warehouse to try some on. I found a couple I really liked. There were some red ones then some white ones with red on them and lots of sparkles. The on I liked the best there was actually not a poofy one. It was really tight till just below the hips and then went out. It was so pretty. But the woman that worked there and was "helping" us was acting like it was some hardship or something. So ya. Didn't get anything there. After that we went to the David's Bridal. I tried on the two I really liked from the other time and then tried on some other ones. And guess what...I got my wedding dress! :D And my veil. They are beautiful.

After that I cam home and took my niece and nephew trick or treating. There weren't many people doing it this year...or maybe it was just the place we went. So after we got done I took them to cvs and got them some candy.

I don't know when Nick is getting back in. I wish it were sooner rather than later. I really wanna talk to him.

Halloween party was really fun. Went to a party. Got really trashed. Funny crap happened. Got lots of pics.

I'm gonna get off here though. Lata!

Went wedding dress shopping a couple days ago. None of the stores have the one I really want and if I have them order it I will have to buy it even if I don't like it. Soooo ya. I prob won't be getting that one. I went shopping a couple of days ago and tried some on. I really liked a few of them. I'm going to go again soon to some other places.

I'm almost done with the paper due tomorrow....well sorta...it is just the draft and it is going to have to be longer when I turn the actual one in but whatever.

My sister bought Transformers. I hadn't watched it yet...didn't think I would like it that much. I fucking love it. It's not that far into it right now but omfg, it is fucking great. The quotes in this movie alone make it worth it. It has already moved up into one of my fave movies. Anyway, I'm gonna get off here and finish my movie. Later!!!

Things have been pretty good this week. Aside from Nick being out at sea. I STILL haven't got his ship e-mail.

On to the good news though. One of my best friends is moving back from Florida. I haven't seen her in a few years and can't wait to catch up with her. I've missed her sooo much. Also, I had lost contact with another friend for over a year now. I lost her new number and she lost mine as well. I was just thinking a couple days ago that I needed to find her or her mom. The next day I was in wally-world and hear my name and there is her mom. She said that she had just been talking the day before about needing to get ahold of me. So I got back in contact with her finally. :D

I went wedding shopping yesterday and got a couple great deals. I got ALL the candles I need for the wedding, meaning 80 candles, for $4. Go me! I also got some charm things that were $30 everywhere else for $8. Plus I found an arch for $20 and Nicki has fog machines so hopefully her mom won't mind letting me use them and I won't have to buy one. I also got the under-skirt, poofy thing for my dress. It is usually like $70 and I got it for $15. Pretty damn good if I do say so myself.

Not much else going on. I'm kinda poor and this month is gonna suck with bills b/c of work fucking up my schedule but I'm not that worried. I'll make it work.

Oh well. I'm gonna get off here and get ready for work. Tata!

P.S. I got the new HIM cd. *Squee* *happy dance* YAY!!!

Very rarely am I amazed by something. Well...maybe not rarely. I'm amazed by art and nature but it is rare that I get to actually look at nature and be amazed. Maybe I mean awed. It's rare that I'm awed by something. The sky tonight was clearer than I ever remember it being. It was like you could see every single star in the sky. And the sky was shades of royal, sapphire and black-blue. I just stood there and stared up at it and saw a shooting star out of the corner of my eye. It's only the second shooting star I've ever seen. It was one of those rare moments where I was completely and totally relaxed and emersed in nature. Where everything fell away and I remembered how small and yet how big I was. *sigh* I love moments like those. It made me realize how much I really do want to have a career in photography. To travel and see new places and hopefully have more moments like that. And it made me realize that I really don't care if I make money off of it because I KNOW I will be happy doing it.

Thought I would go ahead and do the longer blog so here it is...

The drive there was way too long. We left Saturday evening and got there Sunday morning around 8ish. Nick took me to the botanical gardens after we ate. We were walking around and we got to this one place with a really pretty pond type thing with sculptures and waterfalls and behind it was an "alley" with flowers and sculptures on each side leading to a lake. The sculptures were all kinds of artists I liked. After we walked through it Nick said he wanted to go check something out and when we got back to one of the sculptures he proposed. For as worried as he was about the ring he did an excellent job! It's perfect. :D

After that we went to the mall and picked out a wedding band for me. I actually went cheaper on him for that. There was a 1/2 carat and a 1/4 carat one I liked and I ended up actually liking the 1/4 one better.

He had to be back on the ship at 3 on Monday and didn't get off of it again until late on Thursday. In between then me, Nicki and Jeremy went to the beach and did random stuff.

Anyway, I'm getting tired so I'm going to leave you with the funny quotes (that I can remember) of the trip and leave Nicki to do a better blog aka bitch about the traffic that made her look like a retard at moments XD You know I love you Ikcin

Driving there:
Nicki- OMG, are those peacocks?!?!
Me- ...Nooo...Those are turkeys.

Jeremy- No I mean Atourney
Nicki- Ok gotcha
Jeremy- No, Atourney
Nicki- Ya...I understand
Jeremy- No, Atourney
and on and on :P

While there:

Nicki- I wanna pet a goat.

Me- You sand humped me!!

On the way back:

Nicki- I wanna go pee on a cow.

I know there were more but I can't remember them at the moment. Anyway, tata!

I'm engaged. :) I went to see Nick this last week (just got back) and he asked me on the 19th. The ring is gorgeous, I love it! Now to start planning the wedding...

The trip was good. Wish I had got to spend more time with Nick but ya... I got to go to the beach though. I was going to write a nice long, amusing journal but I'm too tired to right now. Maybe later...if not I'm sure Nicki will. :P

My college is pissing me off yet again. Stupid fucking bastards. Whatever.

Anyway, if anyone has any ideas on places to have a wedding/ get shit for cheap/ people that make good cakes let me know. Byebye for now!

Nick is going to be off the ship the week after all. I'm going to get to see him :D:D:D

I was going to write some other stuff but I don't feel like it. So tata!

So pretty much I'm not going to be able to see Nick except for maybe the first night. He has some thing where they are practicing and they close the ship up right. Well it starts the day after I get there and ends the day after I leave. Ya...the navy hates me I swear. Assholes.

Hung out with Jesi and Marti a couple days ago. Saw Harry Potter again. Got my hair cut short. There is a pic on my myspace. Hung out with Nicki and Amber last night.

Can't think of what else I was going to write so tata.

I just finished the last Harry Potter book in less than 24 hours...(like all the other ones).


I can only say one thing


OMFG




I can't fucking wait till it's in theaters....*squee*

So I found some icons made out of these and then found the list. They make me incredibly happy...in the pants. XD HAHA! I'm good!! OH YA!!!


I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
These aren't the pants you're looking for.
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
Search your pants, you know it to be true.
Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!
Look at the size of those pants!
We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!
General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.
The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds
Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my pants!
Curse my metal pants.
I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found
Judge me by my pants, do you?
Search your pants, Luke. You know it's true.
So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough
He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants
I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants
It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants
Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship
"I happen to like nice pants."
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants!
I felt a great disturbance in the Pants.
Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.
Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.
Luke help me take my pants off...
"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda
And I thought pants smelled bad . . . on the OUTSIDE. Ahh!
Rear pants down... Argh!!!
Remember your failure in the pants.
See through pants, we can.
"Great pants kid! Don't get cocky!"
Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you.
Have you been in many pants?
I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
In my experience, there is no such thing as pants.
Only now...in my pants...do you understand.
Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants.
We have no choice, our pants can't repel firepower of that magnitude.
I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants.
The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through...
The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.
Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
You don't believe in pants, do you?
"Pants, Luke, Pants!"
"Evacuate?! In our pants of triumph?"
"You know of the rebellion?" "That's how we came to be in your pants sir"
15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!
A tremor in the Pants.The last time I felt it was n the presence of myoldmaster
At Last, we will have our pants.
Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those plans.
Leia: I love pants. Han: I know.
No I don't think he likes pants at all. No I don't like pants either
Phew! And I thought pants smelled bad... on ... the outside...!
Search your pants luke
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants.
Your pants can decieve you, Luke.
Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants
Chewie, pants won't help me!
Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants!
I sense a great disturbance in the pants.
I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
No more pants. I'm not going that way
She must have hidden the pants in the escape pod
Someone WAS in the pants
That's funny... the pants don't look as bad from out here.
The pants go off in this direction
Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants.
Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again.
You have taken your first step into larger pants
Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those pants!
It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...
I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!
Sir, my first job was programming binary pants lifters.
Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants.
You know, sometimes pants amaze even myself
Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor.
Fear will keep the other systems in line--fear of these pants.
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser pants.
I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete.
If pants are all you love, then that's what you'll receive.
Oh yeah? Pants this!!!
Sandpeople ride single file to hide their pants.
The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands
These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself
This station is now the ultimate power in the pants. I suggest we use it.
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder!
You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the pants
"But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
Almost there... almost there... PANTS AWAY! (trench run from A New Hope)
“Pants leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering”
Difficult to see. Always in motion is the pants.
Don't pants me again, Admiral.
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of pants
In my experience, there are no such thing as pants
Look sir, pants!
Paaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnntsssssss!!!!!! (Vader's last line from Episode 3)
This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants.
What kind of pants are you trying to sell us!
You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.
"WHAT" "Luke has pants now"
"They pants from..behind" (Gold Five)
A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.
Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!
Hay what kind of pants are you trying to pull!
I recognized your fowl pants when I was brought on board.
I see your pants, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2
Much anger in him, like his pants
Pants not make one great.
These pants are getting worse all the time
Through the pants, things you will see!
Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity. -C3PO
Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks
"You knew my pants?"
Chewie, jam his pants!
Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's wayward pants we will...
dont worry kid i got your pants
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants
How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants
I have pants now! -Darth Vader
I take pants from just one person: Me!
i will teach you to master the pants
Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!
Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants
Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!
Pants Captain Solo in the cargo hold
The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.
Use the Pants, Luke!
We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.
Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside
"We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"
"It's not my pants!!"
Aim it at the pants!
If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...
It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Oh, I wish I had your pants...
Pants turned her against me!!!!
Remember you failre in the pants.
The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old pants
You might have been a pants smuggler Solo, but now you're just Bantha poodoo!
i blew a hole in there pants
Jabbas through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their pants at th
So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.
I guess nobody told them about my pants at the Battle of Tanaab
Just for once let me look at you with my own pants
Long ago in pants far away
Pants matters not.
Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.
The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants
“No, try not! Do or do not, there is no pants.”
He was seduced by the dark pants of the force
Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.
May the pants be with you
You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants
You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.
Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.
Han, my pants, you disappoint me
It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants
its the ship that made the Kessel pants in less than 12 parseks
I'm looking forward to completing your pants
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!! - Luke
pants, you seek pants
She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!
Short pants is better than no pants
Sorry about the pants.
The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!
Vader - Now I am the Pants. Obi Wan - Only the Pants of evil.
Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants
The odds of succesfully navigating a pants field are ...
Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!
Han, old buddy, do you read pants?
I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain
Lets hope the old man managed to shut down the pants
Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!
Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.
I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.
Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.
pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me
"Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"
There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
Where are the pants for the rebel base?
You'll find I'm full of pants
That's not pants...That's a space station!
these pants will do
TK421, why aren't you at your pants?
"They're speaking in pants."
..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)
Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side
In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.
The pants will be with you, always.
-Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced.
I don't care what you smell get in pants.
I've got a bad feeling about pants.
Luke, I am your pants
Great kid! Don't get pants.
How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda
I want that ship, not pants!
Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him
yes let the pants flow through you
He was seduced by the dark side of the pants
I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!
ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will
in a pair of pants a long long time ago
We shall double our pants!
"Luke, we're gonna have pants."
"Pants not make one great." -Yoda
"We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"
...I got my own pants
...I got my own pants (problems)
..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)
Pants! Pants is my sister!
dont go to the pants side
That anit a small moon, thems are pants!
We have engaged the pants, General!
Panty pants pants
This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)
Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
"Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"
Lock the pants, R2
Pants transfer from cell block 1138...
Pants, I am your father!
Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!
That's no pants. It's a space station.
This battle station will keep the pants in line now.
Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure
I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.



Hehehee.....How much do you love me? XD

So I found the Potter Puppet Pals. There are animated ones and actual puppet ones. They are like little acts...they are completely amazing. Marti I have a few to show you. You'll love them. Esp the emo one...It is love. You need to get online so I can talk to you btw. We need to figure some stuff out. The icon reminds me of us. Luff <3

I know I was going to write more but I can't remember what.

OH! And Marti. I have news regarding Sean and James that will make you want to commit murder. Get ahold of me woman!

Anyway, getting off here. Tata!

JEALOUUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now I just have to buy the new book :D

Restaurant Guidelines part 2

So after my last entry I thought I may have forgotten a few things but not many. Within the first five minutes of work today I was proven horribly wrong. So here we go again.

1. If you are in a large group expect a long wait. Do not come in on a busy day with 20 people and expect to be sat immediately. It won't happen and you just make yourself look like a dumbass for expecting it to. If you DON'T want to wait, or wish for your wait to be shorter, you have two options. Go to another fucking restaurant or split. If you have a group that big it really doesn't matter if you all sit together anyway. You aren't going to be able to see or talk to half the fucking people. How is that hard to understand? You are at a long table. This means that you will probably only talk to the four closest people to you. So why must you all be in one long-ass row? Assholes.

2. If you need something from your server do not snap them down like some kind of dog you are calling to you. When your server gets to your table make sure that if anyone else needs something they tell them as well. Do NOT make them go back and forth 20 fucking times because your fellow dipshits didn't open their mouths. It's annoying, it takes up too much time and it pisses your server off.

3. If you happen to see someone you know and want to talk to while you are being sat, go BACK and talk to them. Do not fucking stand there and have a full blown goddamn conversation while the hostess is standing there waiting on your fucking cunt-ass and watching a line form up front. Especially do not do this wile there is a wait. You hold up the line and you look like an insensitive prick. I assure you the people will not get up and run in the two seconds it takes you to get sat. If they do then there is probably a reason: they find you as annoying and despicable as the rest of us.

4. Do not make smartass remarks. It isn't funny. It isn't cute. It isn't cool. We have to listen to assholes all day. You really think we want a person being one and thinking it is funny or cute? No. We don't. So shut the fuck up.

5. When the hostess sits you do not tell her what you want to drink and/or eat. They aren't your fucking server. They could care less. It is two different jobs. Use your brain and fucking comprehend this already. Stop wasting their time.

6. If you are being sat and your child isn't following you fucking pick them up and carry them. Do not sit there and yell at them for ten minutes to follow. It is annoying. It is disturbing to the other customers. It is rude. It shows a complete lack of parenting and brains. And once again IT HOLDS UP THE GODDAMN LINE! Stop wasting our fucking time! Further, teach the little shits how to listen or put them on a goddamn leash. That will make sure the fuckers keep up!

7. Do not wait till you are sat and the table is COMPLETELY sat up to ask if you can move tables. That is REALLY annoying and takes up way too much time. Though if you listened at all to the other rules you would realize you aren't supposed to fucking move anyway. Fucktards.

8. Do not say you have to wait for the rest of your group to get to the stand before you can be sat. They are grown fucking adults. They can see. They can hear. Unless they are deaf, dumb, blind mutes they will be able to fucking find you. If it is children you are waiting for ask yourself something: Why the FUCK am I leaving children that I don't think can find me in a tiny ass restaurant alone? Either they have had the misfortune to inherit your stupidity or they don't want to find you. Just come up to the goddamn stand alone. I don't care how. Hell tie yourselves together for all I care, just don't waste my fucking time.

9. When you are sat, do not stand around the table for 15 minutes trying to decide where each person is going to sit. Especially do not do this if you are blocking people. It wastes time and annoys the shit out of people. If you are a small group it really doesn't fucking matter. You will get to talk, unfortunately, it is ok. Just fucking sit. If you are a large group figure that out BEFORE you come in. Stupid shits.

10. When you come in do NOT ask for a highchair or booster for a child that does not need one. A fucking seven year old does not need a goddamn booster OR highchair. They do not need one for their fucking stuffed animal either. Come the fuck on. An actual, I don't know, living being could use it. Stop spoiling your little demon spawn and treating them like they are two when they need to act their goddamn age. Little shits.

11. On the subject of demon seeds, I am sick and tired of going into the shop part of a restaurant to see children, who for some reason or another have escaped their leashes, running amuck and destroying the place. Control the fuckers. If you don't have the brain capacity to know how to do that then don't fucking have them. It's that simple.

12. Do not come into the restaurant five minutes before it is supposed to close. It is rude. It fucks everything and everyone over. The restaurant has to be RE-cleaned, meaning the tables, the floor, the dishes and dishroom, the grill and objects used in the back and the cashier has to wait for your ass and redo their drawer. You have fucked everyone over. Good job thunder-cunt, good job!

Until next time, which I'm sure due to the stupidity of people there will be, use your fucking head and don't be a dick. I'm fucking sick of putting up with you assholes.

Ok. So as many of you know I work in a restaurant. This means that I get to deal with the scum of the earth, aka people, everyday. Joy.-_- After working in a restaurant since I was 16 I have come up with some guidelines that a lot of you mother fuckers need to know. So read carefully, remember and fucking follow.

1. The rules you need to follow with your server are simple. Don't be a dick. That means don't be rude. Don't be picky. Don't complain about every fucking detail you can. And especially don't do it every time you go into the place. If you have that much shit to complain about, just don't fucking go. Simple huh? Don't yell at your server. You only make yourself look like an ass and make it pretty much promised that no one will like or want you at their table from now on. It is not her fault if your food isn't out in five seconds. Get the fuck over yourself, other people were there before you and, though you might not like it, they will get their food first. You are not the most important person there. Deal with it. Don't talk down to the people serving you. Don't piss them off. They can get you back. Think about it. Don't change an item on the menu so much that a ham sandwich turns into a ribeye. People that work in restaurants you know exactly what I mean. If your food or drink or service aren't to your standing think about it for a minute. Ask yourself a few questions: Am I being a rude dick with delusions of grandeur? If the answer is yes, this is why you might not be getting the greatest service. Did it take me five minutes to make my order? If the answer is yes then guess what? YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PICKY! Shut the FUCK up and eat your goddamn food you wanker!

2. This one is for the hostess'. First, when you come in bring everyone in your group. Don't come up, tell them there are five of you and then when magically we can sit you say, "oh well I have to get everyone" then spend the next 10 minutes getting them. Also, if you have a group of 5 and one of them is a child, take a fucking chair at the end of the table if you can. Don't say, "oh well we won't have enough room" and take up two of a servers tables bc you have an extra fucking child. That is rude and fucking annoying. You are taking money for the server and holding up the damn line. If you don't like that idea, here is another one, to avoid that situation stop procreating. Most of you dumb fucks need to be spayed or neutered anyway. Just say no for the sake of mankind and my sanity.
When you are being sat, it is the hostess' job to talk to you. We will get bitched at if we don't. So here are a few tips. Don't interrupt us to have a conversation with the other person. That is very rude and pisses us the fuck off. Don't ignore us. Don't listen to EVERYTHING we have to say only to ask us to repeat it right after we are done bc you didn't hear it. Despite what you might think we don't have time to repeat everything to dumb fucks like you. k? Thanks. If you do do these things it might explain why you get a bad table every time. You were a dick. Good job moron.
When you do get sat if you want NON-smoking fucking say NON-smoking. Don't say first available then when we sit you say, "omg I don't want smoking. ew!" Well guess what first available means you dumb ass? It means ANYTHING THAT IS AVAILABLE!!! So if you say first available fucking suck it up and sit in smoking if you get sat there. If you want non, it is much LESS effort to to just say non. Plus it won't piss the hostess off. That is really fucking annoying and messes up rotation. If you don't want to be near smoking say that too. It's not that hard to open your mouth and talk. You do it enough the rest of the time, why not then? Also, the rule about not being picky that I mentioned with food earlier also applies to tables. Do not decide you HAVE to have a four top in middle dining room, against a wall, by a window, with a non-obstructed view of the gorgeous view of the interstate and parking lot. It's annoying, it's troublesome, and it will result in you being hated and possible voodoo dolls of you being burned in effigy.
Next, do not ask, "Can I sit there instead?" Even though we say yes it is only because we have to. We are actually telling you to fuck off and sit your ass the fuck down in our heads. The seat really doesn't matter. Believe it or not, every table in a restaurant will get food. Remarkable, I know. If you do for some stupid reason have to change tables, do not pick the only fucking dirty table in the place. There are tons of tables in a restaurant. Pick a fucking clean one and stop being a dick. Next, if you move tables, pick your fucking menu and silver up and carry them to the new table your own fucking self. Don't make us find and possibly clean a new table for you and lead you there only to have to go back and get your shit. Picking up an ounce is not going to hurt you physically and I don't think it is too much effort for your brain, no matter how puny, to remember to do it. We brought it to the table you were supposed to sit at, if your fucking ass wants to move you can move your shit along with it.

3. The next rule is for everyone, including the people that are going to be eating at the table after you and the people sitting around you. Control your fucking demon spawn aka the little spoiled shits you consider offspring. Do not let them yell. Do not let them bang the silver around. Do not let them run around. Do not let them thrown food. Do not let them make a mess. Do not let them hit the people waiting on you. Do not let them throw tantrums. If they do any of the above, fucking take them OUT of the restaurant, stop disturbing the people around you and fucking take care of it. If anything is thrown on the floor pick it up. If anything is spilled either actually, I don't know, TELL your server or ask for some towels to clean it up your own fucking self. Do not let your screaming child sit there in the restaurant and do nothing about it. DO NOT laugh if this is happening. It shows a complete lack of respect, parenting skill and brains. It also makes your popularity plummet as everyone now hates you and wishes for you to drop off the face of this god forsaken planet that has become overrun with dumb shits like you. If the child makes any loud noise take care of it and shut the thing up. If it makes a mess clean it up. It's simple: Be a fucking parent and do it right you asstwat! You had the child, now teach it right so it doesn't turn into a fucktard like you and continue the reign of annoyance your family has been terrorizing people with. Take some fucking responsibility.

4. Next come tips and tables. When you are eating at a restaurant do not keep the table occupied for long amounts of time. Servers get paid shit. The need their tables to be rotated, or sat as many times as possible for you dumbfucks that don't understand the "restaurant lingo." Unless you are going to leave a very good tip, you are loosing them money. On the topic of tips, leave a good one. The tips a server gets are what they live on. Leave at least 15%. DO NOT leave a $2 tip for a $80 check. The server worked their ass off for you now fucking respect them for it and don't screw them over. If you don't have the money to leave a good tip then don't fucking go to a sit down restaurant. Go to fucking McDonalds or something. We don't really care to see you anyway.

In short here is what to do at a restaurant: Come in, be happy, be nice, sit your ass down at the table you are taken to, eat the fucking food you are given, leave a GOOD tip, get up as soon as you are done, and fucking pay and leave. Simple huh? Now fucking do it!

ya a lot has been happening and I just haven't felt like writing and I still don't. So here is the short version.

-Nick is still up

-my computer fucked up for a while but I got it working again

-my mom went for a check up after she had been feeling discomfort and they found what they thought were tumors...possibly cancerous...she had the surgery today (so needless to say I had to get up WAY early and got no sleep)...anyway, she had the surgery right. Well she had been trying to loose weight and hadn't been able to loose her belly for some reason. We found out why. What they thought were two tumors weren't. Apparently after menopause some womens eggs just keep on producing whatever they can. Her ovary had been growing...and the ovary, which is usually about the size of a half dollar or something, was twelve and 1/2 pounds! It was fucking massive!...Her belly is flat now though.

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I have no idea what else I was going to write...

Um...I have to stay the night at the hospital with her tomorrow.

I tired as fucking hell...

I'm going to get the fuck off here and pass out. Byebye.